Fruitcake #1 present

Adding to Bebemoche's entry on fruitcakes, I declare that the fruitcake is the number 1 Christmas present this year offered by people from the South. My father, a former Texan, has been a faithful fruitcake purchaser for his siblings for 15 years running. The Collins DeLuxe (sic) Fruitcake from Corsicana, TX. is world-famous thanks to him - it has been shipped all over the world to follow my aunt's moving cycles.